narcym-noesis:

Rye Jessen - 2018

serendifity5:
“see everything
”

serendifity5:

see everything

kylorendered:

Cinematic Parallels: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back vs Trailer Park Boys

(Source: renta-swag)

eraofinstability:

fleurdesamione:

charleypollard:

mont-parnasses:

nurseys-long-lost-chill:

samwellhaus:

elizabethan-ho:

lighteningmccain:

ckret2:

specsthespectraldragon:

wiwaxia:

officiallordvetinari:

somesortofabstractcat:

hauntedpamplemousse:

palamate:

smashtheshell:

rebel-without-a-cunt:

gaydicks420:

kaguramutsuki:

shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place

what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.

Random neighborhoods in Florida

a gas station in morocco

middle of a busy road in england

middle of the woods in a rural town in Mississippi 

Irish farms??

Roof of a house in a tiny English village

Screaming their heads off in abandoned fuel stations in the back-blocks of the Rangitikei

with a group of pheasants in the woods in maryland

Strutting outside the window of an elementary school library in Texas.

Walking down the street of a California suburb on a hot summer afternoon like he owns the place

At a golf club in Long Island

At a strawberry festival in SoCal

Outside a café in Ayia Napa

at orthodox monasteries in crete

The outside pools of our local swimming bath in Germany

Down the street from my old house and chilling in an abandoned building at the house before that.

In my suburban backyard on Long Island.

silentsuiciderooms:

Just a collection of my favourite yearbook quotes

funny story

pupu-platter:

jly:

funnystories:

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

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coelasquid:
“ skylorde:
“ livinmokotory:
“ adhdalistair:
“ penisennui:
“ (via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like...

coelasquid:

skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

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i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

(Source: meme-theft)

denchgang:
“ never skip leg day
”

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans)

collegiate-confession:

When participation counts for the group project grade and you know nothing about the topic

(Source: twitter.com)